Wednesday, December 10, 2003
You are Melancholy. Melancholics are often gifted,
even prone to genius. You are deep and
thoughtful, but this can lead to your being too
introspective, to the point of moodiness and
depression when you find flaws within your
self. You strive for perfection in all things,
most especially your self and your immediate
world. You are sensitive to the needs of
others, and loyal to your friends, but can be
hard to please. Melancholics do well in the
Arts, science, and math.
Which of the Humours are you?
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Zounds! You are the intrepid Spaceman Spiff, the engaging explorer ensconsed in an unending universe of exotic and evil extraterrestrials! You're brave, but you should give that dictionary a rest.
Which Calvin are YOU?
Thursday, December 04, 2003
"FROM: Ken EBoy Lay, Former Minister of Energy
DEAR SIR OR MADAM,
First I must beg most humble to introduce myself. I am a former Minister for Petroleum of an oil-rich nation which must be now nameless. I got your name from a mutual partner who has assured me you are of Good Character and can be trusted to keep the offering I am give in STRICTEST CONFIDENCES! I realize for you this is big surprising but am sure if you read my proposal you will see very much MUTUAL BENEFIT!
DUring my TIME IN OIL MINISTRY I obtained a larGE Accounts of FUNDS for TRANSFER to a safety account overseas. These Funds are in excess of the SUM US 900 MIL (Nine-Hundred-Million United States Dollars) As I was a chief financement of the coup that brought the Royal Family back to Power here I have received total protection for MYself and these FUNDS. But because of war and very much corruption in my government and royal family I cannot remain assured of this safety. Here is my honest PROPoSAL for OUR CONTRACT for mutual benefit: please to CONTACT me at soonest possible time for TRANSFER of MONEY to your account of 900 million U.S. Dollars for safekeeping during difficult political TIme as now. At a later date I will receive funds arrangement for you to transfer and keep 20% (One-Hundred Eighty Million Dollars US) for your helpful confidence in this transaction.
Please to offer soonest reply to this generous proposal. The government now protecting me grows daily more unpopular as the people have no jobs and schools for children having no money because of war and foreign adventures. I look forward to your fast reply of this IMPORTANT MATTER.
Yours most Humbly, Ken Eboy LAY"
Wednesday, December 03, 2003
You are 'Deck the Halls'! Let's be honest, it
isn't Christmas you are celebrating, is it? In
fact, you know full well that there were no
shepherds in the fields in December, and that
the date of Christmas was put at midwinter
specifically to coincide with the older
celebrations of Yule and the birth of Mithras.
An unashamed Pagan, you take great glee in the
number of carols referring to holly, evergreens
and Winter's end, and will sing them with
gusto. You know where they really came from.
And you do enjoy the seasonal celebrations,
regardless of their name... A merry Yule to
What Christmas Carol are you?
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